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An old trap shooter in a little town south of Montezuma went to see his undertaker to make plans for his funeral before his death. When it came to the pallbearers he named off six. The undertaker was quite surprised at this. “John,” he says, “these guys were your worst enemies on the trap field. How come them?” “Yeah, I know” says John, “but I want the world to know that I am a real forgiving Christian and can do things like that.” The undertaker beams for such a fine man. “And,” he says, “this 500 pounds of shot that you want in your casket is in memory of a lifetime of shooting?” “God no!” says John. “I want to give them all hernias!” "	Kinks T-Shirts

An old trap shooter in a little town south of Montezuma went to see his undertaker to make plans for his funeral before his death. When it came to the pallbearers he named off six. The undertaker was quite surprised at this.

“John,” he says, “these guys were your worst enemies on the trap field. How come them?”

“Yeah, I know” says John, “but I want the world to know that I am a real forgiving Christian and can do things like that.”

The undertaker beams for such a fine man. “And,” he says, “this 500 pounds of shot that you want in your casket is in memory of a lifetime of shooting?”

“God no!” says John. “I want to give them all hernias!” "